Rashida, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.

one of my favorite lines of all time

whenever i have a really bad day, i watch "Josh Groban sings Kanye West's Tweets" and life is magically good again.

"I'll tell you something, Nelson Mandela is an impressive man."

if b-coops really has a foot fetish, i'm an open-minded woman with adorable feet. just sayin'.

this is a great column and solid advice. +1 jezebel, i'm digging it.

fantastic!

she would have sang but she had a touch of the dizzies...

OH MY GOD I MADE A JOKE ABOUT THIS IN ANOTHER COMMENT BUT IT'S REAL AND I'M DEAD

There was a Something Corporate band member named William Tell. I suspect LC's boyfriend is not the same dude but that would be cool.

+1

this is perfect

i'm glad the police have gotten this grave threat to public safety of the streets and behind bars where she belongs. money and manpower well spent.

i'm pretty sure she's in the soon-to-be classic movie 43. so obviously her career is on par with the rest of the women on the cover.

this is a really good metaphor for my life right now. too bad i ain't that cute.

whatever you do, just embrace the baldness. it's 100x worse when you try to hide it. i for one dig the shaved look

i am so sorry but this blog is weirdly fun to look at. look at all the beautiful children looking fly and not ruining my brunch with their screaming!

that didn't work very well for jim carrey or kate winslet....

oh you are just the best

it is the perfect example of how fabulously weird 30 Rock could be