i was convinced he only had 3 legs until the last few seconds. SQUEE EITHER WAY

WANT.

fried oreos are amazing. i get one a year when the summer festival rolls into town. everyone should allow themselves some trash once in a while

oh man you guys are all blowing my mind. i need to find a place to acquire these.

oh my god that's a thing? i am equal parts revolted/wanting to try one!

ugh, this world

MAC AND CHEESE IS NOT A FINGER FOOD.

clearly, i meant exit. fail

haha!

bravo!

Congrats, fetuses. The anti-abortion movement would like to honor you on high and cater to your every need... until the second you enter the womb, at which time you will need to immediately pull yourself up by your tiny baby bootstraps.

this gif is ridiculous. i can't stop looking at it.

ooooh, i spent a summer begging people on the streets of NYC for money for a non-profit i was working for and one time Andrew McCarthy stopped and chatted and gave me $50 cash and was really sweet.

ba dum tsshhhh

how is DA FEETED a pun on UNdefeated and not DEFEATED? rob kardashian, you are the worst of a very bad bunch.

ONE IN FIVE? those a terrifying odds for north american solo artists!

oof, i don't think i can handle this right now.

ha!

if the world ends today before we get the new season of AD i will be pisssssed

THIS IS WONDERFUL CAN I COME?