well, she's on Fashion Police now, and I've heard a lot of murmurs about her doing her own fashion line. so... i guess for now she falls under the category of "TV Personality".

LEATHER. SKIRT. that is all.

right?? i forgot that it even existed until i read this list. i don't get it.

did anyone else see salmon fishing in the yemen? because i did and i thought it was terrible.

truth.

as you wish

i am so in love with kelly osbourne and everything she says/wears/does.

ugh, the original article makes the same mistake.

i am on a burner, so i can't embed my favorite abed-realization-gif to show my gratitude for this idea, but THANK YOU. TRYING IT TOMORROW.

YESYESYESYESYES

oh man, i'm sorry that you guys couldn't do it your way (because isn't the wedding supposed to be about the bride and groom?!)... but mazel tov! i hope it turns out to be a lovely day anyway!

Congrats to The Sister! Mad props to anyone who chooses to elope... i feel like in my family (and probably a lot of others), telling the family i wasn't having a traditional wedding would be 1000000x worse than telling them i'm just going to be living in sin forever. buck that system!

THANK YOU. i was also trying to figure out how someone would "drink water at herself".

OH MY GOD. I WANT A CRAZY SHIA FORWARD. THIS MUST HAPPEN.

ahhh, a friend of mine is up for the third part in Orphans and now i want him to get it even more because CRAZY SHIA LABEOUF STORIES.

oooh i think you might appreciate this story:

the facists at this "sanctuary" got his @ikeamonkey twitter account suspended. #TRAVESTYOFJUSTICE

+1

oh my god the image of him snuggling with his little coat in in his arms at his monkey sanctuary is almost too much.

is wills going to have the hobbit cast do a live-action shot-for-shot remake at kate's bedside? anything less would be thoughtless on his part.