and slightly sweaty. in a good way. like... a pre-party limo sex with jen on top so she doesn't mess up her hair way.

KITTEN TOES. that is all.

this is so so sad. and way more interesting than the article itself... [sorry Tracie... i still love ya]

AGREED. willie geist gives me a really creepy serial killer vibe, which is only compounded by him going by willie as an adult human and spelling it with an i-e.

HOLY SPOILER ALERT BATMAN.

this!!!! i feel this all the time

my friend does this very VERY funny kk impression when she's drunk that really just consists of thrusting her lips out and saying "i'm keira knightlyyyyy!" in a faux british accent so i know exactly what you men.

you know what? ok. i can share.

at least it would be clever

JEZZIES: if you haven't seen Saving Face drop whatever you're doing, go home and watch it.

oh god i hope so

now that you mention it, i'm surprised that i haven't seen any $30 mass produced "sexy page boy" halloween costumes...

does it fizz? is she carbonated?

true! oh man, looks like that didn't happen :( poor woman

oh my god, what is my future husband doing?! ah well, i'll forgive him...

true. i was thinking she probably waited until her son was out of the house so he didn't get dragged in.

the dude in this sounds like my ex. like he literally could be my ex.

nonononononononono. no.

ALPACA. i can't unsee it!!!

this sounds like everything i was dreaming of.