If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

You know an ice cube tray in the fridge just makes tiny little compartments of cold water, right?

Except the Kings. The Kings would still be fucked.

Thought your name was “ChorizoRuns” for a minute

Not pictured- the French man’s watch now in the child’s possession

World record holder in the javelin catch.

“When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.” - Mitch Hedberg

Or this one:

Gif usage level: Expert.

Many years ago, an Aussie rally driver missed a turn, ditched and flipped up onto a quite tall ledge 5-6 feet above the roadway. He hit one person (not life threatening somehow). The person he smashed... was his sister.

My pick.

Only if this guy is driving:

Clearly I’m wrong - it’s been a while since I kicked a soccer ball, and I’ll defer to the mass opinion that this is very difficult. I’ll try it when I get a chance - my sister still plays and I’m seeing her next week. I’ll take a stab at it and let you know how it goes.

WILDCARD BITCHES

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.” - Mitch Hedberg

Turns out this isn’t stunt flying at all, just the pilot trying to outrun that music.

Well it did stop the racing, so mission accomplished?

HAHAH. “Won’t watch again until CM Punk fights” - this statement completely discredits your opinion of “the UFC’s product isn’t as entertaining as it was 100 years (events*) ago”

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…