Thank you Yogi Berra.

What I thought would happen in that last .gif:

Overpriced food item? PISTACHIOS. Why the hell are they so expensive? It’s like ten dollars for a little bag of those (which I can eat in one sitting)

Regional differences be damned, it was and shall always be “slug bug”

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

the Wolves are actually going to be fun to watch this season. that’s a thought i haven’t had in a long time. feels good.

Agreed. Some of the best golf I’ve seen in a long, long time.

Phil had to feel like if he shot 65 he was gonna be walking off with a Claret Jug.

1) Phil starts the day down one shot, shoots a fucking 65 in the final round of a major...and loses by three shots. That’s how good this was.

Ho. Lee. Shit.

I just realized how lethargic those backup dancers are.

“Pepperidge Farm bread...that’s fancy bread. You can tell it’s fancy because it’s wrapped twice. You open it... and it still ain’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it. I don’t need another step between me and toast.” - Mitch Hedberg

Very true, however, if your club is damaged during normal course of play and not by intention, the player may replace said club.

Damn fine technique and show’s the sign of an experienced club abuser. ALWAYS toss/hurl the club towards your target as it saves the extra walking for either the player or caddie. Unless, of course, you want to go full “postal” and toss into a pond/creek/river/lake/ocean, in which case one just whirlybirds it without…

He is extremely photogenic, no doubt about that! I’ve only had Boxers, so I’m always jokingly biased, but I’m a universal dog lover, too. I don’t have a pup right now, I’m still kind of getting over the loss of my last and my schedule is so crazy (I’m a med student) that it would be unfair to the dog. So, naturally, I…

I was there but you probably didn’t see me because I was wearing gray and my face was a bunch of colored squares.

Pretty good show. But not enough bears. And the tendency to show the crowd during the best parts of videos was... unpleasant.

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

Counterpoint: Pink Unicorn Dogs are even better:

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.