Despite the fact that they’re both fixed our small dog regularly tries to “dominate aggressively” one of our male cats. I think it’s because they’re about the same size. And all he really wants more than anything is for the cats to chase him around and play with him, but that’s no way to make friends. You can’t hump…

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

It was a respectful game when we played!

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

so because she refused a debate, the mean ol mens shouldn’t have one? lol, the old lady had her a chance and she took her ball and went home, so fuck her.

Set to the soothing vocals of Gordon Lightfoot, obviously.

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Ask Jalopnik. They can convert that from Miatas I’m sure.

We’ve got lots of good, smart commenters right now. The one I’ve noticed the most for funny comments, lately, is Rom Romberts.

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“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

I showed this to my cat and he laughed.

Live Action Role Playing. It’s a form of contraception.

Ya’ll voting for Trump, but a little mod’d golf cart offends you? Dang!

Counterpoint: Dude is being completely upfront about how dangerous it is and trying to cut his losses.

I dunno, I think he’s being perfectly open about it. The asshole thing to do, in my opinion, would be to mention how stable it is and that he just has to sell because he doesn’t have space or something. He’s not forcing anyone to buy it and he’s saying flat-out that he thinks it’s dangerous... but if someone else…