Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

“It just sits there!”

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

The opossums only natural predator...

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

This is why Nate Dogg sang on his tracks.

Vinnie’s got nothing on TacoTown:

After the game, Matt went home and slept for 18 hours, drank some milk, and then acted like a dick to everyone who loves him until he needed something.

My guess? He nailed it on the first try and then him and his ski buddies spent a week fucking around with a camera, heavy machinery and a butt load of cash just to make this vanity project look like good old fashion perseverance. God damn elitist skiers.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Not since the fight with Nate Diaz have we seen such a mick drop.

Ouch. I hope her Sinn’s Fein.

Come to Minnesota. It is a drink ordered fairly often. Mainly from a college aged crowd.

I vaguely remember a story about Richie Ashburn hitting a foul ball that struck a fan. She was also being stretchered out of the stadium when Ashburn fouled another one off and hit her again...

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

You get better at it. I can get to top down/doors off in probably less than 3 minutes (assuming the top is warm). The hardest part is putting the side windows back in

i have a yj and a tj. the water doesn’t come through the top, it comes in from everywhere else. door seals, rear window seal, windshield seal...

Pro-tip: Don’t actually take the rear window out. Get some straps that allow you to roll it up. Then you don’t have to find a place to store it either