"Rae Sremmurd" was also the verdict reached by the dyslexic juror in the Carruth trial.

I'm a little bit late to the party here, but I would just like to mention that it seems like "getting fit" and "exercising" are some pretty big misunderstandings in this country. You don't need to go running or lift weights or play sports. It's not about doing one thing for 30 days and magically staying fit. It's not…

I was about to star you until you inserted that fuckin' colonial spelling of favorite.

I was kidding, of course. I really enjoy your work, even though I have to occasionally account for metric conversion and proper use of the letter u.

It was definitely weird trying to remember how I was forced to write in high school.

Please stop going to the club.

I love Vladimir Guerrero. No batting gloves. Free swinger. Arm cannon. Punk rock pine tar helmet. Russian-Latin hybrid name. One of my favourite players of all time.

TO BILL BRASKY!

Where is the NSFW warning?? That gif is hardcore baseball porn.

From a kid who grew up in Rhode Island and fell in love with the Expos in the early 1990s, I'd just like to thank Johan for the book. Tip of the cap, friend.

Just wanted to recommend the book.

"Wow, what a lucky guy and lucky fan base to have such a great list of recent QB's."

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

San Francisco!!!! We're not Detriot!!!!

Apparently if you lose the Super Bowl you get to hang out in the lobby at Medieval Times.

Whichever Seahawk came up with the great idea of telling Marshawn its was a "Dress as your favorite member of the Wu Tang Clan" is a genius.

Hey, it's entirely possible he went through several even more ridiculous outfits before settling on that one. Imagination is the only limit to picturing what must be hanging in that man's closet.

I just realized, this entire article boils down to 'give Lifehacker ideas for future articles'.