I was going to offer a point by point rebuttal to this but then realized the article was about "famous" athletes, so, yeah, I'll just be on my way now.

Counter-evidence: Darnell Dockett's twitter account, which brings joy to millions every time he tweets about being sexually attracted to midgets.

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

It's "I'm not ashamed of any of my past incidents," Dez, and at the very least, you really ought to be ashamed of that grammar.

Well, if it's worse than the impact from Ray Rice, it must be on par with the impact from the handrail.

Plenty of time for him to resurrect his career.

It was during Spade's "Hollywood Minute" segment on Update. Spade showed a picture of Murphy, who at that point had strung together a few consecutive bombs, and a said "Look kids, it's a falling star. Make a wish."

I think what makes it such a great conspiracy is that if it's true, everyone can basically have a good laugh. I mean, he's still a good musician. His songs are still good. I mean, no one was hurt. No one was robbed. It'd just be kind of weird if he was faking being blind.

so, so dumb. +1

Walker, Ex's Anger.

A Gronk reality show would be ten times better than any other reality show on TV.

Marshawn in agent's office planning retirement strategy: "I'm just here so I won't get signed."

Some unlucky associate at a Seattle law firm has just been handed a research project: "Do fine indemnities count against the NFL salary cap?"

"If you're Kobe, Hakeem, MJ, Shaq, then yeah you deserve that type of power. Only retired guys or a guy who has been around so long that I, Charles Barkley, played against him deserve that kinda power. Now Kareem deserves that kinda power but the thing with Kareem is no shut up Kenny the thing about Kareem is why that…

Riley Cooper said the N-word once.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

I used to talk so much shit about golf players and then I started playing. I don't understand why I enjoy it, I'm fucking TERRIBLE but its fun in some sort of sadistic way.

You are forgetting the most important advice. If you aren't good, at least play fast. Not a joke. I've played with some great golfers and I'm not so good. But if you keep it going and are on the green at the same time as everybody else, everybody is happy when you say "7" instead of "4" - nobody wants to watch a scrub…

When I was in college, one of my fraternity brothers scored an Olimpico in our championship game. Ended up being the game winner.

It's extraordinarily hard to score directly off a corner. Just ask Greg Anthony.