Oh, what the hell, I'll throw this out there. I'm a goalie, and I promise that save isn't as hard as it looks because that shot is much harder than it looks. If you look at the angle, there's barely a puck width of net for the shooter from that angle and he knows he has to lift it (which takes longer). The shooter…

That seems misguided. It's not like she could communicate those plans to anyone.

...while on mushrooms.

I thought it was both, but the apes stole them from the baby, thus the crying.

That's the only example I could come up with too. Unless you go back to pre-cap days and look at the 49ers and Cowboys alternating Deion Sanders and Charles Haley back and forth.

Gore might be the best pass-blocking every down back in the NFL and is a great receiver out of the backfield. Both of those things go a long way in pass protection, particularly if you make use of the screen game. I get your point, but adding Gore does improve the O-line, if indirectly. So does having a strong…

... and I dropped him in my keeper league last year because I was disgusted. That's going to haunt me all year long.

Kelly has been a GM for like 3 weeks.

You guys set exactly that standard when Andy Reid's perpetual 4th place finish wasn't good enough.

Did this help?

Depends on the new Eagles staying healthy — but yes. Unfortunately for the Eagles, both of those guys have trouble on that front. If they both can play, I think the Eagles did very well here.

You're mistaking this for ESPN, where people can gather to talk worthless shit about how great the players wearing their favorite laundry are this year.

It's funny because I was looking that over, thinking about how 3 GB of ram is sort of arbitrary about a minute before I saw your comment.

I had the settings to show both Android OS, 3 GB RAM and hadn't tweaked any additional settings yet.

The yankees will give him like $80,000,000 over 7 years just to try out.

Junior hockey in Canada, these kids may not even live with their parents. Often you play somewhere other than where your family is. It's like pro hockey for teens. The culture is pretty fucking grimy and I suspect this isn't a one-time thing.

It's a particularly bad place for someone that likes to use 75 word sentences like KO. I like that, but it's not suited to Twitter.

It's almost like you guys are adults or something. WTF.

I was going to try to refute this, as Canadians have the 12th most guns per capita of any country and I had a rough idea that they were pretty well armed... Then I went to wikipedia and found that it's a pretty big gap from even 1 to 2. This is insane:

...maybe those people shouldn't be here.