Is there anyway to capitalize what Screamin A said more than you already have? For accuracy.

Maybe the mentality is violent, but good luck carrying it out while everyone's laughing at him.

There were 40 deaths from dog attacks in the US in 2014. Out of 300,000,000 people. That doesn't seem like a real big problem to me.

That's a failure of training. I've met dozens of sweet, loyal, beautiful pit bulls through our local rescues. They are loyal to a fault though, so if you train them to be assholes they can certainly do that too. In a country where we won't take away guns because we only blame the shooter, we should be half as…

He just heard someone calling dibs.

You're right. The gay marriage debate totally shifted in this county as soon as Apple told Arizona they'd pull plans to build a data center there if they didn't drop their homophobic law. Since then conservatives have raced to "evolve" on that issue. This will be the same way. If it hits recruiting the same…

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Was it worse than the song on the bus? Was it the song from the bus?

Stipulations can happen in a civil case too but it just means you are agreeing to a fact, so you're right even if you got there on a slightly wrong path.

If you use Hendricks, a cucumber is also an acceptable garnish, it very nicely compliments the cucumber that's already distilled in.

Hide the empty bottles in a desk drawer, use as necessary?

Bills fan here, reminding you how well our focus on elite running backs has worked so far. We're like Matt Millen and wideouts.

I was going to point the lack of technical ability out. I had professors that still weren't using email in the 2000s. Probably aren't checking for metadata either (I can just see them starting at the paper with a magnifying glass to try to find it).

When you consider that most schools are using more and more TAs and adjuncts instead of professors, you're really asking grad students and people that make $40,000 to teach college students to add one more step while already overworked. You're correct that the NCAA doesn't care about academics, but this isn't…

Use chrome or firefox and get adblock. I've never seen an ad on Deadspin. Seriously, never.

Off the field stuff = lying about having been at Deion Sanders' house. That's not a fucking crime, neither is making bad financial decisions. These are both basically cases of a young kid getting railroaded and you're treating it like evidence of bad acts?

It should be an embarrassment to the sports media, but their typical consumer just takes it in passively and thinks what they are told. If most people were thinking critically about sports, talk radio wouldn't exist (and nothing but live games on ESPN would either). The typical sports fan just repeats one side or…

That's what fellating means.

There should be. Even if they didn't make it up, they definitely leaked it and it's not a coincidence that they franchised him right after that... solid PR move since fans will think they are being cautious not signing him long term and will blame Dez not the team when he leaves town because they are being cheap.

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