Or to guarantee contracts so that they can't cut someone who wouldn't be allowed to leave willingly to earn a living doing the same thing for any other employer. He has a contract that says he gets $6mm this year, and he could actually get nothing. I don't even know how that contact can be enforceable when one side…

But it's enough to potential end a politician's career now that we play Gotcha instead of determining who can actually do the fucking job.

I believe it was a goalie skate in a pileup. They have weird corners so it was able to pull his shin pad away and then cut him. I played net for about 20 years and never saw anything like that — though someone intentionally stepped on my hand during a high school game and that fucked up a finger pretty good.

I should also add that we were having nachos with some neighbors and watching that game when it happened. Very salsa heavy too. A few people ran out of the house nearly instantly.

He was back at practice four days after that. He also shot himself in the face with a shotgun and lived. I'm pretty sure he's the basis for the movie Unbreakable.

Some cotton candy is blue. He'd see through your trickery.

How obviously is the McCoy source his agent? In the longer statement he says "we" more than once talking about conversations between McCoy and Philly.

How things change when the story dies off. They took such a high and mighty position (belatedly) when there was a firestorm.

Wish I could star this more than once.

Did you come to the article directly on the site or through a tweet or facebook link? Sometimes I think people frame the articles differently when they share them, because I see a ton of reactions like this to headlines that are often pretty dry on Gawker and Jezebel (but are on topics where one would might expect…

I have a commercial pool a short walk from my backyard and can't even bother to walk over... I totally feel your pain. I do walk my dogs frequently though, but that's also the only time I can sneak a joint anymore (getting old sucks), so that's only half for exercise.

I just try to find active things I like and to do them. I was raised playing some sports, so that helps guide me, but hiking or swimming regularly could do the trick too. Just get your heart rate up for 30 minutes a day, anything else is a bonus. For a bonus, have a few body weight exercises you can do anywhere and…

I'm an attorney that can borderline speed read. I coached hockey for about ten years and I never read the rule book cover to cover — not even cumulatively over that entire period. You're insane if you think that's what a typical coach is doing instead of working on practice plans and strategy.

Fuck, this killed me. Thankfully most of the office is already gone for the day.

It actually just shows what a shithead he is, that we're surprised he did the right thing when there really weren't a lot of other choices. And, he didn't cost anyone millions of dollars in tax money this time either.

If you're not on TV, you can make a point to linger in doorways, it makes you look bigger by framing you. Get short chairs in your office, stuff like that.

Admittedly shoehorning this, but it's my favorite:

and that's why you're a douchebag online rather than a professional GM.

That looks like it deflects off the sliding defensemen. If he banked it intentionally, that is pretty awesome, but I sorta doubt that.

In the early 2000s large firm lawyers started posting salaries publicly and a salary war started almost immediately. That was a good economic time, but without the transparency, I'm not sure the increases would have been as big or as widespread.