True Story.

Another really great piece, Greg. This managed to be funny, sad and rage-inducing all at once.

Pfft. Like I'm going to listen to a black guy for advice about how not to get shot by cops. Might as well take QB lessons from Mark Sanchez.

WYSHINSKI: [takes a shot]

He's just working on his 12 step drop.

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

We just found Rust Cole's burner.

Okay guys, I know a large percentage of us never read the linked articles on these posts, but seriously, drop whatever or whoever you are doing and go read that story. Lund does the damn thing here.

But he gave them to the poor.

2014 hot take: "Sherman should stop his thuggish behavior!"

It would be a convenient coverup for his beat up elbow.

#NotAllMarchmen

Only thing missing was the Clint Eastwood voiceover. "America's about hard work, rollin' up your sleeves, and comin' on her chest.

There's no possible way my parents would ever do something like this to me.

I just can't stop thinking about how stupid this is. He seems like a reasonable Dude and has explained why he doesn't like talking to the media. And yet here they are, thinking he owes them a damn thing. The truth is that the NFL has outgrown it's need for media. It's such a massive behemoth that games could be played…

That Seattle-based beat writers have grown to love Marshawn, despite his reticence to talk to them and despite having jobs far more reliant on Seattle players' quotes than your normal sportswriter, says volumes.

Marshawn should give a lengthy interview concerning his thoughts on deflate-gate. The media universe would collapse within itself. A black hole of hot takes.

"Y'all can ax me all the questions y'all want."

I don't think people are questioning if Manziel is an alcoholic because he's 20 and likes to drink. They are saying he might be, because of when and why he drinks. I understand how some people might not see a difference but there is one.