humptydumpedyou
HumptyDumpedYou
humptydumpedyou

10 servings of vegetables, hopefully raw, per day. 5 servings of fruit. Protein from fish and egg whites. And take some vitamins.

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

At first I read "tactical fleshlight." I thought it was only the Pittsburgh fans who would stoop that low.

This is a myth. NCAA athletes are permitted to work when their sport is out of season.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Maybe he can post annoying spam on kinja about making $4 million from home with this one weird trick

Please let there be a video

I liked this story when it was published in The Best of Rick Reilly.

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.

Here you go....

Did he though?

On the plus side, he totally completed the trifecta.

"You know, we're going through a few things right now," Blatt said Sunday night. "We've lost some pretty important players. ... At that point that you have to be more competitive, and more determined, and fight your way through that or else this happens. It's not an excuse, it's just an explanation for your question.

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Police States of America, and to the oligarchy, for which it stands, war nation, under surveillance, unrecognizable, with liberty and justice for some.

I don't know, man. Edwards is the textbook case for a blowhard. However, having met Paul Stewart, I can't really side with a name-dropping, arrogant asshole.

I'm a die hard bruins fan, but im also a hockey fan, I respect the referees and the experience that they have. Edwards has made NESN broadcasts of the games unbearable. Older fans who look at the surface of the game enjoy his nonsensical screaming, but the die hards get splitting headaches when he talks.

I'm assuming Sgt. Paul Paulos of the St. Paul PD got his promotion purely based on his name.

Huh. Do they get punished worse for this than killing black people?

An Idiot's Guide to Free Speech

Bros/MRAs/bigots/internet commenters/the population at large: We don't think "free speech" means what you think it