...or that baked.

Try using one in a job interview.

Straps are sometimes used to hold something tightly against something else. From context it's pretty clear that Sergio is saying he covered Gronk very tight, and thus metaphorically put straps on him. It's a stupid phrase, but the meaning is painfully obvious if you read.

Replace sometimes with "every generation in history" and you're on to something. PS, it goes the other way too, except with blame instead of condescension.

Didn't notice this post until I already replied above, but I've done this with gmail notifications regarding messages since I don't have FB installed on my phone.

I hadn't thought about this issue, despite using the mobile site. For me I only want notifications of messages directed to me, and I get emails when I receive one. I hadn't realized it, but I sort of found a workaround.

It seems that their OC is trying to shoehorn RGIII into an offense built for more of a pocket passer. That explains both why RGIII can't thrive in that system and why guys like McCoy look a lot better in it.

Totally agree with this. Though I've had equally good experiences using the oil pre-shave with other, cheaper shaving creams.

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Only to you.

Where would someone look to find out more about that? Any further incentive I can come up with to quit drinking coke might help. I quit tobacco because I felt like it one day, but I've been trying to stop drinking soda since college and haven't made it more than like three days without one.

Most of them haven't read that one book either.

When he pitched in Rochester in the minors he used to go on morning radio shows for hours at a time. Clear even then that he loved hearing himself talk no matter how little useful substance there was for him to share.

It's still good to call it out so that he can say he stands by his work and that this isn't his work. That's what I'd tell myself on the way to cashing FIFA's check anyway.

Hockey players get suspended for leaving the bench for an altercation, even if they don't throw punches. It's harder to enforce sometimes because of line changes, but the rule's on the books and has been for probably 20 years.

In the context of our $4B midterm election, that's an absolute fucking bargain.

For me it's an issue of too busy to look for dumb shit on the internet. That's why I come to Deadspin and Gawker and that's why I don't necessarily change the channel when I turn on the TV and Tosh is on. I don't seek him out, but having someone curate the funny isn't a bad thing.

When people noticed that all the standing up is what's put on tv, which can help get you more sponsors (assuming you're also decent at poker).

Or put him in charge of PR.

Is there a joke in this thread that you didn't miss?