Google "exchange rate" and note the headline is in US$ before being such a condescending (and wrong) twat.

Forget how stupid your first comment was, do you really think that people "don't like to comment" on the internet. I bet two thirds of the entire internet is people writing comments that no one will read.

If she's driving away firing gunshots into the ground, I think they both need to GTFO of that one.

If someone is reading Screamer, they should know who he is. We don't re-explain who Jay Cutler is every time we make fun of him.

You're already on the internet, why not spend 30 seconds on wikipedia you fucking idiot?

"Joique Bell put Cortland Finnegan in a very bad place."

Yeah. He really took that CB out to the rape stand.

The rest of them got jobs that pay more than being a bench guy in the NBA. A lot of Ivy athletes in what you'd think of as revenue sports at non-Ivys end up getting MBAs and making ungodly money in banking, private equity, etc. because they are well known to and well regarded by the alums from their school.

No one asked Goodell to start punishing players for things they do away from work. Now that he took that on himself, he needs to do it right.

He's far from cooked. The owners love him.

It's not in the book of life, it's in labor law and the collective bargaining agreement. They can't punish him again for something they already punished him for once.

Maybe I'm splitting hairs here, but the degree to which the league is enabling this kind of behavior and the degree to which Goodell had time to consider his actions and still did the absolutely wrong thing makes me disagree. Not to mention the lengths they went to here to "protect the shield" makes me wonder how…

You should have repurposed it to do prostate exams.

They do look kind of like cocks.

It clarified the exception. It already existed, but Clay's application was denied without giving a reason.

I dropped him earlier this year because I didn't want to be rooting for him to get back on the field this year. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

In your head, that was going to be better received than the initial joke, huh?

Is there a specific rule (since chop blocking relates only to a very specific set of circumstances, which by definition can't happen to the ball carrier)?

Counterpoint: If you're revising the headline, formatting it like a headline makes a lot of sense.

...adding to my other comment. I was a goalie for a long time (coincidentally I played against this guy and went to a hockey camp with him when we were young). I think most of us know the rule and I've definitely joked with guys about doing it, but there's too much pride for someone to actually do that every time…