Two out of three ain't bad. But on average you don't come out money ahead if you skip college.

Bravo. Underrated comment right here.

No way the other D shouldn't have picked up that puck... I call BS.

Wasn't Miller out for much of last year? I think that had something to do with it. Either way, this year's D is much better.

I very much would like to do drugs with Pete Carroll.

Last year guns in America killed more people than all of the terrorists in the world. You're giving those assholes too much credit. Also, there weren't anywhere near as many terrorists in Iraq before the war (he was a shithead, but Saddam kept that in check) as there are now.

In the penalty box.

You need to make an intelligent point to get an intelligent response.

Real jobs are a really shitty comparison. You'd also get fired from any non-sport profession for playing basketball all day.

SHHHH....

Considering where we see celebratory gunfire, I'd say it's probably related inversely to basic physics education.

Yeah, I think they're trying to make it sound cooler than it is. Though most people don't take the evidence the police have against them and post it on youtube, so I'm not sure there's a good verb for it yet.

looks like a video game glitch. I played for 20 years, coached for another 5 or so, and never saw anything like this.

I can't tell you the name of my attorney, but I can promise that he will never let you down.

Not to mention that I'm not super enthused about the ability of the average patrol cop to give a test better suited for an eye doctor.

You're assuming all of the tile guys in Buffalo can read — I grew up there and you're wrong.

Fuck off. The joke works.

It's 11 games better. Out of 16 games, I think that qualifies as so much better. #mathless

I think what you meant to say was: Here's a bunch of totally unrelated shit.

Yeah, but La Russa also hasn't figured out how to download from the red light cameras.