Cutting down on head shots has really done wonders.

...or the classic DNP: rape.

They are just like New Yorkers, we brag about how great everything from our state is, but we do it in the state that we've moved to.

You find it suspect that a defendant would have access to the evidence they want to use against him? Have you ever been to America?

It's really hard explaining to my wife that I get better information from the comment sections on Gawker than she's getting from whatever news has her freaking the fuck out over this.

I thought Ben was giving him a handy.

They yell get a job at the protesters, while cheering inside a stadium that is a giant blackhole for local tax dollars:

such a long way to go for that.

...then snap a picture and send it.

I love "Jesus S. Smith" — where did you come up with that?

Attendance? You're offering evidence of quantity in order to argue with a statement about quality.

Curious what kind of no compete agreement his contract has. I'm sure he can keep writing if he leaves, but I wonder whether they limit him on the TV stuff since that all started while he was at ESPN.

Oh thank you. That totally clears it up. That minor typo really threw the rest of us off. Thanks so much for your diligence. You're the best.

Those were the points made in the article you thought was such a piece of shit. Maybe you should slow down and think from both sides when you're reading.

You don't understand the distinction between civil and criminal court. OJ won in criminal court (for the murdering). Unless your point is that they convicted him of a different crime later, in which case that's not a fucking point.

Next week John Oliver will teach reading.

Thug.

Have you ever seen a QP? No one could eat that much. No way to confirm this is exactly right, but it looks about right:

Funny what happens when the team wins a little bit. Raleigh is like this too. Stanley Cups are good for marketing.

As long as the Panthers sign LaBron there would definitely be a full house for (maybe) the second period. The Heat fans don't exactly blow us away with their loyalty either.