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You can tell yourself that it made a difference, but by any half-intelligent analysis it didn't. Dan Carpenter has only missed 2 FGs between 30 and 39 yards in the last 6 years. Going for the strip was a higher probability play than hoping to tackle the RB at the 20, give up zero more yards and have the FG improbably

"New York's Pastiest" just didn't have the same ring to it.

This article made me feel okay about going to Chick-Fil-A for lunch. Did I get something wrong?

If Conte makes the tackle at first contact, the game is still over — he's trying for a strip (i.e. the only chance the Bears have to win since Jackson was in FG range by the time Conte got there).

If Conte knocks Jackson out at the 17, the Bills are still winning on a FG two plays later. It's a fun highlight, but by the time Conte was involved the game was pretty much over.

If you need OT to beat the Bills, you're doing something wrong.

That just means we're also stupid.

nah, "the Super Bowl"

I grew up very close to Orchard Park. I saw more than a few pickups with Confederate Flags and Bill stickers. The hillbillies from Corfu, Akron, Batavia, Pembroke, Attica, etc. make their way to a lot of games — and they are as racist as anyone I've met in the time I've lived in Tennessee and the Carolinas. In

I think calling the wife a coward for not having faith in a system that hadn't protected her so far is a bit of a cheap shot. But, beyond that, the bigger issue is why they can't prosecute for the swat standoff or charge him with all and see if anything sticks at trial.

Do you have the express written consent of the National Football League? What kind of criminal posts bootlegged footage? Roger Goodell is coming for you!

When a poor kid wants to get paid for playing football, a scholarship is a privilege and an honor. When a pretty white girl loses her scholarship, it's a right she's being deprived of?

You're replying to the wrong person.

Yeah, she's going to have to kiss that career as a rich and famous women's soccer player goodbye.

On one hand, you're right in terms of what they do on camera. On the other, as a football fan, how fucking cool would it be to spend every Sunday on NFL sidelines watching the games? Not to mention Loose Cannon's point — you're pretty well compensated for doing reporting of zero consequence (as in it would be hard

If you don't own the team, or play for it, the level of ownership you're taking in their success is pretty comical. Do your parents know you're on the grown up blogs again?

Have you ever tried working out on adderall? It's not a performance enhancer. It made me want to die.

Still get suspended. Same if you smoke in Amsterdam and fly back, I believe.

Bullshit. Bills did it first.