humptydumpedyou
HumptyDumpedYou
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How can you call a 2-4 super bowl record unmatched success? You were pretty well matched four times.

Players are paid in various bonuses, but also actual checks for each game. So their contracts say they are paid a per game amount which they don't get if suspended. There's no correlated concept for an owner. The team that he owns certainly profits when they play a game, particularly a home game. How exactly would

Yeah, that's a big difference. If he couldn't get paid for the 6 weeks, then this would be something. When a player is suspended it costs game checks, best I can tell an owner just can't go to the games.

It also would be ignorant to assume that the teams don't know that he will share what they tell him — either on tv or in back channels. Just like politicians do, savvy team execs and coaches surely use the media.

In the second example here, if I'm the Eagles or Titans I'd be happy that someone with WRs knows that I'm looking for one. I can always reject the trade offer if they try to take advantage of my "desperation". But I can't say yes to something that's not offered. It seems he's just doing the job effectively and

I wasn't online much this weekend, so I totally missed it. Oops.

Trick question. The answer is jail.

Why?

...and Bledsoe came right after the team was really, truly miserable, so he probably seemed like a savior at the time.

This.

Since that infographic hasn't complete stamped out assault on women just yet, aren't some tips on how to avoid it also useful? I totally get that the onus is on men to stop the bullshit, but until they do, aren't little tricks like this somewhat helpful?

There are no laws oppressing gay people? That's a state-by-state issue, and there absolutely are states where he has fewer rights by virtue of being gay. Probably more than half the states in the US.

But the law has a charge for that. It's not murder in the 1st, but depending on the state it can be 2nd degree or some form of homicide. Since he allegedly went home and got the gun, I'd still think hard about a murder verdict (assuming they had evidence, which sounds like part of the issue here obviously). You have

Based on the punctuation and grammar and just generally shitty writing here, I'm not convinced that you can read as well as you think you can.

I don't have enough time to listen to him try to read a whole page.

I don't even know why, but I really love this.

This is funny as long as no one was in line behind you.

Sure looks like the tag was late at second. Throw beat him by a mile, but it looked like the left hand is on second before the tag is made.

If I had to guess, that comment was meant for the comment above yours and replied to the wrong one. It would certainly be better directed there than it is at your harmless joke.

Agreed. I also think most people that can afford to max out the 401 probably make too much to qualify for contributions to an IRA. There's a lot of moving parts though, as you also can borrow against your 401 in a pinch so, depending your tax bracket, it may make sense to avoid as much tax as possible and either