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That Dodge, though. *chefs kiss*

Then why not salt the sauce instead of the water?

Then what’s the point of salting water.

No, my pasta tastes like pasta. If I wanted to eat something salty, I’d just eat some salt.

It’s interesting that I have one reply saying pasta from salty water won’t taste like salt, and another saying if the water’s not salty the pasta will be bland.

I don’t know about “wrong,” but when cooking pasta I use way less water than called for (as little as 3 cups per pound for cacio e pepe) and I never salt it. Salting pasta water only gives you salty-tasting pasta (comments about appreciably altering the boiling point are bunk) and using less water makes for starchier

I have a chihuahua mix. Surface of the Sun would be on the chilly side for that damn dog.

God-dammed, son-of-a-bitching, mother-f**king proxy server at work not letting me post. My dream car is a 1970 Plymouth GTX 440+6 in Plum Purple. Look at it mother-f**kers:

68F? 68F!

Lava. Specifically pahoehoe. I mean, look at it:

Gurney Halleck survives in the book (into the sequels, IIRC) and he is not seen dying in the movie. Also, given the role he plays in the latter part of the book, he will undoubtedly been seen in Dune: V2, or whatever they call it.

I married a woman from Western Penn. At the first family wedding I attended, I was not prepared for the cookie table. There is no preparing for the cookie table. There is only the cookie table.

Don’t lie to them in the first place?

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Not a power plant, but a couple towers I got to see demolished as a kid:

Did they really spell “arrange” wrong in the first sentence?

I once made a carmelized shallot gravy for a vegetarian that was so good it’s become my go-to Thanksgiving gravy every year.

On the map, they have New Mexico preferring Bud Light, but their list ranking shows a preference for La Cumbre. This may come as a shock to some, but something on the Internet was wrong.

And that may be the problem: I didn’t grow up watching the B&W movies it was based on. But it also points out that the movie won’t stand as “hilarious” on its own - it’s only funny in reference to something else.