Young Frankenstein. I’ve heard from so many old farts how hilarious this movie is. I re-watched it recently and don’t think I laughed at all - I had to turn it off after an hour because it was so dull. I’m guessing maybe it was funny by 1970's comedy standards, but it does not hold up.

Let’s think about this logically. You’re going to want something with 4WD. It should be medium-sized; too small and you won’t be able to carry all your supplies, too big and you limit your mobility. Diesel would be a good option, since you may need to resort to biodiesel or other alternative fuels. You want something…

The possibilities are endless.

Rocket launchers behind the headlights.

Hatch is a town in New Mexico - the word should be capitalized.

Any rental car. Regardless of the 0 to 60 time, I’m going to find it.

Step 1: Get job writing for a car-related website.

The race for fusion power is like entering a 5K and it slowly becoming an ultra-marathon.

My go-to meal for my wife is chicken-fried cube steak, cheap mac-and-cheese (not Kraft anymore, but Annie’s), and, if I’m feeling fancy, brown gravy.

Could we?

We’d have more notice so more opportunity to do some nudging.

“35! This guy ate 35 cheesecakes!”

There’s only one solution:  make cheaper Honda Civics.

You know, you could buy an actual axe, maul, or sledge for a fraction of that price. Buy an axe and a couple cords of unchopped wood, and at the end you’ll have a workout and some chopped wood you could sell.

You know, you could buy an actual axe, maul, or sledge for a fraction of that price. Buy an axe and a couple cords…

“has already killed 700,000 Americans, or about 1 of every 5 of us”

And here I thought it was my advancing years, aging skin, and receding hairline that made people think I’m old. Turns out it’s the wrong jargon. Who knew?

Anyone notice all these entries are all from the 90s? Or was that just me?

Aren’t kids 10-12 all on TikTok and think Facebook is that stupid app their parents use?

It’s a Carlin joke. A joke that was Carlin’s. It joked, but it was very Carlin while doing so.