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The other story floating at the time was they’d looked at the results of the “Pepsi Challenge”, where people were picking Pepsi in a blind taste test of one sip. What they didn’t pick up on was that Coke drinkers didn’t like drinking a full glass of Pepsi; something about the taste being sweeter when it first hits you

Oh, gosh, it totally does; I see it. Dammit, now I want lava too.

Capers really make piccata, francese and puttanesca.

The fucking paddle boat scene in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate factory... 

That sounds simply beautiful, all the way.

There’s a lot of US 89 in that trip...my favorite US route.  I do need to snag the NM/SW Colorado part of your trip...haven’t seen it yet.  

So I Married an Axe Murderer is an under-rated masterpiece.

If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

Dude has every reason in the world to hate his family, the monarchy, and the press. They got his mom killed. Count ourselves lucky he didn’t try to become Batman (I would read the crap out of that alternate reality comic).

I write a lot for work and use it religiously. There are no good reasons to not use it and plenty of good reasons to use it. It’s also probably the second-most common change I make when editing something someone else has written, but fortunately, I’m responsible for maintaining our internal style guide, so I included

I work in higher ed and have been on hiring committees for college presidents where the CVs are routinely 10+ pages. One guy turned in a 67-page CV. He did not get an interview.

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What’s funny is the downard spiral of uhaul trucks in parking garages is probably more depressing than watching watching 11 foot 8 because you wonder how the fuck some people just kept. on. going.

Got my second Pfizer yesterday.  Felt great until exactly 12 hours later, and then had 10 hours of aches, chills, fever, and a migraine.  And then it turned off again like a switch.  

I was mildly achey after the 2nd, got lucky. Was able to do all my normal activities and was fine the following day.

I like the ‘68 Charger more than other years (round taillights for life!), but I’ve got to consider more than one specific model.

To everyone mentioning Real Steel in the comments: I’m proud of you.

Real Steel is the only one we need.

Didn’t we already do this one? I feel like we already did this one.

He left out one of the most important ones for dry environments: Swamp Cooler. I had one of these when I was in Colorado and LOVED IT! It cools the house drastically and humidifies the air. It works similar to a whole house fan except the unit is mounted on the roof and blows air down into the house. The air is