#20, Plum Purple. Never a doubt in my mind.

I like my Rogue.

“Zemeckis finally hit with 1984’s Romancing The Stone, which reimagined Raiders Of The Lost Ark as a quip-happy romantic comedy”

No love for gemelli? For shame.

My second martini.

Have you tried using ghee and salt instead of coconut oil and butter-flavored salt? If nothing else, there will be fewer preservatives and unpronounceable chemicals.

Have you tried using ghee and salt instead of coconut oil and butter-flavored salt? If nothing else, there will be…

Challenge Accepted!

If not you, then who? Who will take these poor unfortunate vehicles into their life and give them a loving, nurturing home? Think of the Jeeps, David! Think of the Jeeps.

Leftover pork fried rice.

Neutral:

Lieutenant Dan!

Electrocuting pickles works pretty well. If you do it right, they glow.

No thanks. Kraft changed their recipe and it’s just not the same anymore.

I guess that explains why I keep getting e-mails from my dealership about them buying my four year old Rogue.

I always thought haggis sounded good and made several attempts to find one. Alas, given fear of diseases, sheep parts aren’t easy to find around here.

Significant figures. 37 degrees Celsius only has two, whereas 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit has three. That should be your first red flag.

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I know people that did this in college with a notoriously huge textbook that was used for three consecutive semesters of calculus. All you ended up with was three large, thin books instead of one large, thick book - as well as the inability to ever resell it.

Depending on where you live, this may technically be illegal as you’re crossing a solid line.

They could if they converted to Catholicism.