Actually got my license at 15. Couldn’t drive at night, though.

“I love my Fed-Ex guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it...and he’s always on time.”

What about Everwood Chris Pratt?

Tendons and ligaments can get beefy as well with stress. I’m guessing these relatives also had forearms like hams.

This continues to be my problem with Mazdas: I’m a slightly above-average sized guy, and I just don’t quite fit into them. It’s close enough that I don’t notice right away, but after a little while I’m sore from trying to adjust into a too-small space.

My parents claim they owned a couple of “early” Ford Mustangs because at the time (the 70s) there were a lot of them and they were cheap.

National Turkey Apocalypse

Isn’t “Islamophobic” kind of redundant to “Trump Supporter”?

I’m taller than average and have dodgy knees. I stand as soon as I can, not because I think I’ll get out any sooner, but because it helps with the pain, stiffness, and soreness in my knees. I’m sorry if that offends you.

I have no interest in this. If R* wanted me to play, they would have released RDR1 for PC - they didn’t, so I don’t care. Same reason I never played Fable3. Gonna skip a game in the series? Fine, I’m out.

Neutral: Summer after first year of college. Workers at the Kaiser aluminum plant in Spokane were on strike and a friend (who was also in a union) wanted to drive by and support the striking workers. Unknown to us, we were driving down a road that only led to the plant, so the workers thought we were scabs. The…

Ham and cheese on toast. Mayo on the ham side; peanut butter on the cheese side.

“HEAVEN HAS LAWS AND A WALL. HELL HAS OPEN BORDERS.”

If anyone wants to know what college and college students are really like:

A little chunk of dry ice is a great way to revive a beer that’s gone warm, flat, or both.

Anton Yelchin, who worked with Cho on the Star Trek reboot movies, was run over and killed by a Jeep.

You forgot to add </sarcasm>

I twice tried playing Witcher, both time starting with the first game. I couldn’t get into it either time. There was a complete disconnect between my keyboard input and what the character actually did; sometimes I attacked, sometimes I didn’t, never did I feel in control. I was essentially button-mashing and hoping…

“Every story Vince Gilligan has set in Albuquerque is a tragedy”

I’m still pissed they moved the spot for the extra point back and killed the surprise two-point conversion. Best play in football, if you ask me.