People seem to buy fast SUVs, not sure why. I think they’ll probably do well if they make this, though it’ll have to cost at least $85k....

I don't know how to process my feelings right now. That's.... Awesome

This shit keeps getting better. I loved the hell out of this article and was laughing non stop, thank you Doug.

Dying laughing at work right now hahaha

I came here to literally write that exact thing word for word. Clearly you’re a time traveling plagiarist.

Did you miss where he mentioned the Civic?

I agree 100%. It's comparable to the newer Batman movies versus the ones from the 90s with corny villains like Poison Ivy. Obviously I'm not talking about the Tim Burton version because that one kicked major ass. I also think the newer Mission Impossible movies have gotten particularly good!

Admit it Doug, this wasn't a good purchase.

Ha! I’m glad someone else noticed that too. How about the shot directly overhead with the car drifting around a 180 degree bend? It wasn’t in this particular review, but it’s in all of the others.

My question is who is actually going to shell out $35k for this thing? It’ll be pricier than a focus RS and about the same as a Golf R/STI.... With FWD.

Did they make sepang in those years?? If so, I think it was. Sepang is the best color of all time, it's a fact.

Funny because especially lately I’ve realized that this applies to their entire lineup. The classic design of the e38, e39 and e46 are all miles nicer looking than anything they make now. BMW used to make sophisticated and mature looking designs, now they’ve gone off the techno-future shit side of things and it’s…

This car is atrocious, it needs some underground lighting to finish it off.

Holy shit that’s an idea right there.

Don't you dare call it a bubble.

You need to drive around with a passenger in your car wearing a blindfold, just to screw with people.

Well, it’s technically better because the Last gen Camaro is faster than a comparable New mustang in pretty much every way. Go watch some reviews online, there’s plenty which compare the two and almost all of them come to the same conclusion. Chevy did a really good job making the Camaro handle really well and even…

Do you really think this Alltrack will cost $30k?! My bet is that it ends up closer to $40k, if not higher. I’m really interested in getting one of these things for the reasons you listed (for my wife) but VW is probably going to want an arm and a leg for them. If that’s the case, we’ll forego the AWD and just get a…

I know that the Camaro is technically the better car, but I just don't care. The mustang would be my choice without a second thought.

Thanks for posting this! I had wanted the sous vide unit earlier this week, but couldn’t justify the price. I’m excited to try it out.

Thanks for posting this! I had wanted the sous vide unit earlier this week, but couldn’t justify the price. I’m…