It’s the Satanic Temple. The Satanic Church (or Church of Satan) is another organization entirely.

No the Church of Satan are pretentious cosplayers, the Satanic Temple are the litigation-happy promoters of intellectual freedom (still weirded out that I know the difference between Satanic organizations!)

The satanic temple is actually a completely different belief system from the church of Satan.

I think they’re also fighting for you being able to eat a Ding Dong, if that’s what you’re into.

Here’s seven good reasons to step in to the light:

No. It actually has nothing to do with the “Satan” from Christian scriptures. From their FAQ (Do You Worship Satan?):

Nah they don’t really believe in Satan. It’s literally a religion about sticking it to organized religion.

You don’t have to do anything. The member of the satanic temple can go there, order the cake you want at your wedding and tell them “This cake is being ordered by a member of the satanic temple in order to praise satan”

I would happily endorse Jason’s book. Problem is, I have no “social media” presence nor do I have a large enough group of friends where we recommend books to each other. Best I can do is tell my cat, “that was a good chapter.”

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Haha I have this great image now of Kelly rifling through drawers now muttering “I know I’ve got that damn chart somewhere. I made it in bright easy colors so he’d understand...”

I dunno, I thought the Coast Guard’s stance of “we won’t turn our back on our people” and personally calling each of them in service to reach out was a pretty clear statement that they wouldn’t follow the policy. But with all the fuckery lately, it’s not surprising I’ve lost track of what’s official and what’s not.

Given how startled and unsupportive the military chiefs were after the announcement was made, there’s no way he had their approval. I don’t think he even told them about it. The main reaction from Pentagon spokespersons after the tweet came out was, “Well, you’ll have to ask the President about that, we don’t have any…

Considering how much generals hate being called “my generals” I wouldn’t doubt it.

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