24 bucks if you have Prime!

Thanks Peter. I’ll heed your advice after you stop working with a for profit organization. But seriously people, stop adopting dogs and not giving a shit about them you fucking cunts.

I hate to yuck another persons yum but for fucks sake bring back the truffle parmesan chips.

I mean we are only celebrating our 227th anniversary this Friday. But whatevs I guess, lol.

People like different things. Fucking weird right?!

Just west? I accidentally drove from south to north through Compton trying to find a French dip joint. This dumbass white boy once realizing his mistake never made it to said French dip joint.

Are you comparing one sport which has a history of debilitating effects with one that has a history of far fewer? Or are you bragging about which sport beats the shit out of each other more for more internet points?

WOW. This man can do this easily with Simon, I cannot imagine a criminal walking around with the ability to do this. Fucking frightening.

Nah that runner cooled him right off

Calm the fuck down

Such empathy.

Pro tip Fahey, always use every fucking save slot. Problem solved.

It’s almost like a lottery was being played on that flight. Get some quick cash and some inconvenience, or hold out, get your ass beat and kicked off and wait for the ensuing lawsuit payout. Decisions.

As long as I get paid leave for eating Chipotle.

Ummmm...yeah....he never turned it down. https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/literature/laureates/2016/dylan-speech.html

Coming at you from the future. It got worse.

I like opting for Icelandic skyr for my dairy protein in my smoothie.

Thank you for this. People tend to lose their cool and not think of the big picture.

Let’s not forget the rape video he made

Said not the millions of people who enjoyed Undertale.