All ESPN ever wanted was to have some black faces, brown faces, women’s faces, different kinds of faces open their mouths and let ESPN speak through them, so that it could congratulate itself for granting them the privilege.

“(The Steelers, though, had to rush back out to the field after initially heading to the locker room for halftime.)”

Oh sure, NOW they decide they don’t want to score touchdowns on special teams returns.

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

Sometimes the Baseball Man is a self-righteous asshole but other times the Baseball Man is fun and good.

That Giants’ sell-out streak was riddled with filler.

No. He pretty much nailed it.

I did miss that little bit off to the right. Sorry.

How is the view up on that high horse? Can you see the rest of your fellow assholes up there?

Why do you assume we don’t do that already? Many of us have racist older people who have recently felt empowered to be more open about their thoughts on these matters (Trump voters) and many of us have called them out on it. We call it out when we see it, but we don’t see it as much as you do so we don’t always have…

0-16 would be the most Texans thing ever considering both the first and second round picks go to the Browns.

The Beastie Boys.

I fully believe he cheated. He also hit 73 home runs and holds the single-season home run record, a record which Roger Maris very specifically does not hold.

Steroids don’t turn you into a different human, though. They basically allow you to recover quicker from strenuous workouts so you can lift (or run or whatever else you’re doing to get in better shape) more. Which is pretty similar to why they would use amphetamines (to keep you going when your body would normally be…

Hmm, that’s weird because MLB’s official website seems to think that 73, a number which is larger than 61, is the record. You should contact them to tell them that 61 is actually a larger number.

And now they take Adderall and other prescription ADD medicines instead.

Since steroid-era haters LOVE hypotheticals, the one to counter them all is: Would MLB have even survived the post-strike years if it hadn’t been for the steroid induced thrill-ride?

Yeah, it wasn’t so much “clean” as “no one has blood samples to prove otherwise”

Ahh yes the clean era, when guys were taking green meanies in the dugout so they could be amped up on enough amphetamines to keep a horse awake for days. That clean era.

Ah, cheaters. One of my top 3 reasons for sticking with console.