Midpack competition is not an interesting story. It never has been. Nobody will remember in 30 years how the Renaults were fighting for points.

Saying “Formula One is boring” doesn’t mean I don’t care. There’s just nothing to care *about*. Given its history, F1 is still my favorite motorsport, but holy shit something…

He’s very much worse, but your original comment is spot on. It’s poor coaching and poor balancing of player personalities by the front office. 

I don't think Wiggins is anywhere near a top 50 player, though he has an enormous contract.

But that underlying assumption is not always true, and the sheer number of years a person has been alive is not an adequate or reliable indicator of a person’s developmental progress.

Ah, yes, the “my friend’s only a /statutory/ rapist” defense.

It didn’t HAVE to be a person at all. Get the school flag or just a t-shirt or a banner with the schools logo on it. Take any and all possible reference to a fucking human being out of it.  Now what?

So if the star player on the opposing team were white or Asian, none of that would apply?

This, right here, is why we can’t have nice things.

This sounds a lot like the kind of street racing behavior that gets innocent bystanders killed, and that Jalopnik usually takes pains to denounce.

Don’t even try to make “smoke a dong” happen Jesus fucking Christ.

Yeah but it sure seems like the loyal fans have been priced out of AT&T. I’ve been to several games there this year and unless it’s a weekend day game, the crowds are disappointing.

You forgot [gets peed on].

In all seriousness, if there is video of him clearly calling a pitch that far outside a strike and then staring down Harper, he needs to be fired. Full stop. That’s an integrity-of-the-game issue.

I don’t follow baseball closely enough to know why but it still amazes me the lengths of unprofessionalism that MLB will tolerate from its officiating crew.

Generator, giant beer coozy, and five, comfortable cloth seats? The real question is why we haven’t all parked Jettas on our porches yet.

Chik-fil-a and Oregon. #corrections

Derek Holland is going to turn 32 in a couple of months, and he’s wearing a shirt that would embarrass my 9-year-old. As far as athletes go, baseball pitchers seem to be some of the dullest tools in the shed.

but apparently the offense can pour it on during a insane blow out, fake charge the mound, and unload on a pitching position player because that makes the organization look good.

Vehicles should have a maximum driver weight limit and minimum flexibility requirement too. The larger drivers I see don’t have the proper dexterity to handle a vehicle and they can’t turn properly to check blind spots.

I thought Elfin was some other stupid awful new pop star I’m too old to know about.