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If I can't get health advice from the comments section of a tech blog then what's the point of the internet?

Hopping on the dog picture bandwagon. This is my dog. He's a rescue mutt that might actually be an Olde English Bulldogge. Particularly relevant to this discussion as the Olde English Bulldogge is an attempt to breed back to the healthier working bulldog of the past. It's a super rare breed, so I don't think it's very

How badly do you think that cameraman shit his pants when he got the shove and then the look of death from Heath Miller?

Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

I think it's hilarious that people think this was the doing of the government directly and not of the contractors who built the website.

Considering the old Mac Pro towers, I'd say they aren't far off. Just for fun I used to go on Apple and fully spec out stuff to see how high it'd get and even the last gen model came in over $20k fully spec'd.

This was my hobby like 10 years ago. See who much pretend money I could spend on 1 computer from the Apple web site. $25k doesn't surprise me at all.

"Okay, okay, I'll admit it— on review, that's not too shabby."

-Bill Belichick, picking through consignment store's Last Chance Sweatpants section

(Hears jamoke)
(Hears shake)

And no one thought to punch that little trash talking seven year old? I am disappoint.

Entrapment II: The Enfatment

I'm not going to give you any sort of guff for some of the painful missteps on this list BUT ONLY BECAUSE of you are so very, extremely, perfectly, absolutely, totally, completely, utterly, sublimely, etc.ly CORRECT about that vile Skyline chili mess that people in Ohio claim to be food. It is not food. It is an

Foul balls are one thing. You can make a winner-take-all -life-sucks-get-over-it argument to, within reason and not including physical contact with a child or literally stealing it from their hands, to keep a ball when a child is close by. (I'd like to think I would still do it, though) But a lot of those weren't foul

look man, i've played the oregon trail, those things come right at you, it's not his fault he can't carry back more than 25 lbs of meat to his wagon. i mean his kids have dysentary ffs.

Let it be known that the meat from any animal killed is consumed by one person in one sitting. No deviations from this rule have ever occurred.

If Kutcher decides to frame that photo, it'll only be the second geriatric he's ever mounted.

And why are the peeing themselves? Can't they designate one of the desk-tents as a bathroom? Why am I putting so much thought into this?