/stops hemming new pants /stares out window /cries

It’s 100% obstruction regardless of her elbow. Obstruction rulings are the easiest to make, too.

As a gay man who dreams of playing like a NCAA WCWS lesbian, I completely concur.

Snarking on Mitchell is just like his hair: There’s lots of it, and it’s all perfect. Pile on!

Billy Mitchell has already submitted a VHS recording of his better-than-perfect score for the record books wrapped in a note: “Webe sux donkey dik”.

There's been many collisions at that very spot, one of which I know was fatal.

That staff is the most professional, well-meaning, polite bunch of goofs I've ever seen. Would absolutely stay again.

You sound easy. You should call me.

Just as exotic as having a martini at a Hyatt Place in NJ. Poor kid searched everywhere for gin, grabbing everything from Hennessy to Tequila, showing me each bottle, and asking "Is this gin?" To be a little fair, he was a front desk guy, and Hyatt Place makes Front Desk do everything whether or not they're fully…

You just have to rub it in.

Oh no no no no no no, I never got to go there. :<

Would this well-known BBQ restaurant be the one with only two beers, Michelob and Michelob Lite?

God's voice is the same in all our heads yet transfolk are "crazy", "crazy", "need correction" when they pay attention to that voice, but christians are "sane", "right", and "require protection" when they do the same.

I'm definitely more than happy to oblige if the attendants have made an announcement prior to landing. Heard it on more than one occasion, and it usually sparks the conversation with seatmates: "Christ, is that you? I'm so sorry. Fucking airlines, amirite?"

I would like to add this doesn't apply to those who really really really have to make a connection cuz the plane was unreasonably late in arriving.

You are a god among men in this day and age.

On disembarking, I would greatly appreciate Assholes Sit The Fuck Down Until Our Row Can Exit.

Bless you, sir. Be even more fruitful and multiply.

So what? So the fuck what if he does? It's not his business what his teammates think anymore is it their business what he thinks.