So you’re saying sparkling water in a can tastes like beaver ass.

Passing out of everyday knowledge?

The original Long Beach Grand Prix was F1, so it was disappointing when they went to Indy cars a few years later. They just didn’t sound the same.

There’s more than two of us. There’s that one other guy, at least.

executives receive “golden parachutes” and the workers receive “golden showers”

They should be retiring to a secure facility in upstate New York

Bah. Humbug.

Ultra-low mileage vehicle only used once as artillery shell

He explained the next day at his press conference:

(including a funny car, a dragster, and a full-out drag bike and the Mercedes)

Why not both?

Symbolic gestures? Like voting 70 times to repeal and replace? Don’t see how that could possibly work.

People tend to overestimate the Russian regime’s competence these days

He also noted that critics at traditional outlets tended to be white men and that Rotten Tomatoes wanted to include female and minority voices

Did somebody yell ARESTO MOMENTUM in that clip?

That’s young Mel, not old take-off-the-necklace Mel, right?

(i.e. if freedom of speech is a natural right then anything that tries to take it away must be a violation of that universal right)

Kinda expected their names to be Thelma and Louise