How many 13 year olds got dick tipped before that game?

This is just a minor technicality.

“He left because he had to get ready for a game that night.”

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

That's a lot of kids days.

The best comment is a reply.

“The Pirates have not yet commented on Vazquez’s arrest.”

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

He pitches for the Pirates, all he sees are baseballs hit 7,000 feet into the air.

In a twist of irony, the Vatican baseball team, just happens to need a relief pitcher.

God, I’m sorry. I just re-read the article and it turns out a lack of commitment to the game was NOT, in fact, Vazquez’s real problem. Apparently, it was pedophilia. We’ll work hard to avoid mistakes like this in the future.

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...

“Vazquez, born Felipe Rivero”

Additionally, Vazquez allegedly sent the victim text messages suggesting they would meet for sex after his baseball season was over.

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

I swear to fucking God if the Steelers go 0-16 with Roethlisburger out and the Dolphins win a game in December that they have no business winning, I’m going to lose my goddamned mind.

Since you asked, Leonard Floyd also got called for a bullshit personal foul for legally tackling someone earlier in the game.

I, along with the commentary, could not comprehend why they blew that play dead. As they pointed out several times really well, even if it was an incomplete pass, then nothing was lost by seeing the situation through. Instead the refs fundamentally affected the flow of the game without any good reason.

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin