How come only the Fitzpatrick who didn’t go to Harvard is the one capable of figuring this out?

The longer you look the worse that Pic gets. Western division champions 2000... 

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

So rather than genuine personality conflict, it sounds like the dispute between Antonio Brown and Ben Roethlisberger was more of a “Tastes Great / Less Filling” type of problem.

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

“Wait you don’t have to pay them first?”

Awesome!

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

Steelers fans like him again now

Nobody makes him bleed his own blood!

I appreciate the effort you put into this.

I like it. Better yet, make it some Scooby-Doo/Inception shit.

Hmmm...

So that’s where he ended up.

That polo came out of the bottom of a laundry bag shoved in a drawer underneath a 12 pack of Natty Ice and a bag of Funyuns. It last saw the light of day when he had to get photographed for his passport when his bro’s decided January is a good time to chase tail in Costa Rica.

This is not the Jaguars Junction content I was looking for. 

Or Blaine Gabbert, for that matter.

I kinda wish Colin Kaepernick could just pull an Enrico Palazzo and show up to the Jags game in a semi-convincing Gardner Minshew disguise, throw for 250 and a TD in a win, then pull the mask off in post-game interviews.

Also, I have applied for a trademark for “Fivehead”.

Ten bucks says he believes he thought it up.