You never hear about anyone choking on their own shit.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

I’m a millennial that thankfully isn’t as destitute as all the rest claim to be on Twitter, but it’s still a solid $200 for me, wife, and toddler to go to a ballgame between tickets, bullshit “convenience fees” online, parking, and food. Going to a game has become a once, maybe twice a year thing for our family,…

I can tell you why I don’t go to as many baseball games. I live 40 minutes from the stadium, it costs me $100+ for tickets for my family, another $50+ on food, and usually about $20 on parking. I went more as a kid because my dad was paying. And he was more financially stable (AKA wealthy) than I am.

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

Also, interleague play, lack of pennant race drama, $14 beers, unabashed owner greed, and…

NOT MY QUEEN

Perfect, and he already owns property there.

I think that this is a gamble that Luck might actually want to play again some day. If they burn bridges with him now, it would guarantee that he’d never come back as a Colt. This way, he just might.

Just announce 25% off at Steak ‘n Shake and watch how quickly they all forget.

It never ceases to amaze me how some idiots can get so caught up in a fandom sportswriting that they forget the players on fans at the field are human beings.

Wow, I’m genuinely surprised that RGIII stayed in the league longer.

I don’t buy it. There’s no way Jim Irsay is conscious on a Saturday night.

... no.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.