Would you be super “scared” of the hyperbole headline then?

Also, have Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment be gutless cowards and destroy the sites where you spend too much time during the day, so you then have a lot of extra time to leave early for the airport.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

It’s easy to see why Bill and the Pats win so much in the AFC. Part of it is his coaching acumen and front office maneuvering, the other is that just about every other coach in the conference in any given year is a ding-dong.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

OU alum here

Deadspin media has an editorially mandated position explicitly stating they must, whenever possible, shit on assisted reviewing and refereeing.

So “one of the 4 best teams in the country” should be rewarded in a game they gave up 48 points to an unranked team based on the camera correctly showing they touched the ball before it went the required 10 yards? FOH w/ this crap.

If it wasn’t for those couple frames of film we've endlessly reviewed, JFK’s brains would still be in his head.

Gabe’s take on this is so bad it feels like he had money on the game.

I knew what I was getting into when I clicked on this, but I still feel regret.

I just don’t understand the purpose of half of the things posted lately.

The ghosts Sam Darnold saw were players the Jets were trying to kill.

Kinja, please stop posting auto-loading and auto-running videos. They waste my bandwidth; therefore, they piss me off. If I’m interested in them, I will click on them. (I’m not.)

This is fake AF. And it’s a bummer people are encouraging dumb fanfic here because the preceding stories have been pretty great. This is about how great your vintage collection is, how you’re so petite no one wears your size, how amazing you looked and how you became an instant celebrity and then solved a crime and…

Yeah welcome to NOPE FOREVER WOODS, turning around right the hell now.

Best I’ve read yet this year!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaa

Made this account purely to participate because I have a recent weird experience. This story is from about two months ago. I have no clear explanation for what the hell happened and it took me three attempts to work myself up to remembering it in enough detail to write it down. Here goes.

Two years ago, I got severely, awfully sick (probably the flu). I didn’t go to work for the entire week. It was all I could do just to keep myself drinking liquids and soup and shuffling to bed. The worst part was my husband was traveling for business, so I was all alone, just me and our sweet black cat Libby.

Hi. I’ve been reading this scary story series for years but have never taken the time to tell my story: