Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

This is literally the same thing that happened with RG3 and Shanahan, right?

He’ll be there long after Gruden. He just has to wait this year out then he can have a career ending injury next year as the starter.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

I mean, we did duckface for several years because it pulled in our cheeks and vaguely resembled the chiseled features of a person mid-fellatio. Now we just stick our tongue out to get the same effect while remaining ~quirky~. ‘S not hard.

right lolololol. they fucking KNOW and that’s half of the appeal because they’re teens and they’re figuring out their sexuality and it’s fucking fun.

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

Oh the kids definitely know where it comes from lolol 

I feel bad for those employees, but this is tremendous content.

Plan B is making them wait in a long line while the CEO stands at the front holding out two closed hands and each employee has to pick one.

You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?!

I can’t get over the organization being named “Authentic Brand Groups.” It’s like they intentionally chose the most Orwellian-sounding bullshit possible. 

You're at 69 stars, so here's a manual +1

I think they should have smaller stadiums. A handful of teams can pretty much fill a 40,000 seat stadium all season, but by and large baseball stadiums should max out at 30,000, and should be located in cities, not parking lots 5 miles outside the city (or worse).

There's also the possibility that reducing the number of games will lead to increased demand per game. What I'm trying to say is, 162 games is a lot.

Everyone has a hard-on for Hader. He’s like the posterboy for relief pitchers.

You don’t know Vikings fans. We can imagine much worse. The Vikes find a brand new way to screw over their fan base every single year. Imagine having one of the biggest miracle victories in the NFL after your team tried to shit the game down their leg and then shit the NFC Championship down their leg the following…

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…