They reheated pretty well in the microwave.

Any chance his feet are so fucked up that he can’t play and he’s using the helmet as an excuse so he can file a grievance rather than end up on the non-football injury list?

Maybe he simply tried plastering the Raiders logo onto the empty side of his old Steelers helmet.

Mike Wallace, Santonio Holmes and Plaxico Burress should visit Antonio Brown like the 3 ghosts in A Christmas Carol. 

It does have a very “Bobby Valentine’s fake mustache” feel to it. Which I respect. 

Don’t worry guys, I found Antonio Brown’s old helmet that he painted 

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

In related news, my four year old won’t take his nap without his stuffed tiger, has threatened to retire from preschool.

Yep. I’d be excited, too.

I, too, was of that age in the mid 90s.  And BOY OH BOY do I remember the 5 for $5 Beef and Cheddars.

Shouldn’t the kicker competition be easy to settle? Just cut whoever ends up on The Today Show first.

How about “Math Nagy”?

I worked at Arby’s as a 15-year old. The mid-90s were a different time.

This guy has absolutely no fucking chance. He could throw 40 touchdowns, no chance, he could win two Super Bowls, no fucking chance, he could rescue a burning hospital full of LGBTQ Haitian refugees and he will still be shit the fuck all over every day of his career.

A pretty good start. Can’t wait to see what he can do against NFL-level competition.