looking at the kid the ushers probably figured he was some uber-rich dude’s developmentally disabled kid and didn’t want to cause a scene. 

Why give up a deal that sweet by revealing the scam to the public?

Must be great being a Marlins fan.

Drake used a similar method to get his courtside seats in Toronto. He just had his $750,000 sex watch say “I want to caress your floor seats”.

Wait, you like a burger that costs double what it costs at In-N-Out more? I wonder if there’s a connection.

“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” -Arthur Conan Doyle

So the guy that works for an advertising campaign just so happened to stumble upon something that looks suspiciously like a viral ad campaign? Seems on the up and up to me.

I bleed Maize and Blue. I believe if Michigan fired Harbaugh they don’t have a chance in hell of finding someone better.

The Athletic will have a further response when you pay $9.99

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

He’s Jonah be sorry. Those charges Keri a serious sentence.

LIST THE GODDAMNED PRICE OF THINGS ON THE GODDAMNED MENU. If not, I’m going to continue to sit there with your cocktail lists asking, “And how much is this one? And how much is that one? Oh, you don’t know—can you find out?” That’s not a better situation for anyone. Unless you’ve got something that’s dependent on the m…

LeBron James will also never got caught shaving points to pay his gambling debts and secretly get suspended for 2 years. So, you're right, he'll never be MJ!

You joke, but it is kind of incredible to me that Lebron doesn’t have enough juice with Nike to make this happen.

Not surprised in the least.
“Power tripping a-hole too embarrassed to admit he was breaking the law arrests the other guy to take the blame.”

It’s definitely Franklin.

Franklyn? Not Franklin? Could be wrong, but the latter is near Nashville. Dunno about the former. Just wanted to say something in case that’s a possible error. 

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Kobe probably gave Barstool a big diamond ring and they let him stay.