But they have Kawhi Leonard who is not bullshit when it matters!

+ 3/5

I mean, say what you will about Sterling, he always seemed like a man who was comfortable sitting back and profiting from the sweat and pain of others.

What he gained in leverage he lost in liquidity, I guess: Evidently, had he stayed in San Antonio and re-upped there, he could have had this same deal for $221 million. Now, just $141 million. But maybe he’s assured a percentage of the gate now. He ought to be.

the horny drake watch now just reads “fucked”

Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Grab Seats on These Frontier Flights for $25

You mock but I’m sure in 20 years some Silicon Valley Douchebag will be taking his kid to their first game, point up at Durant’s retired jersey and say “You see, Little Elon, that jersey belonged to Kevin Durant. An extremely online weirdo who played here for three years in the service of building a brand nobody cares…

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

I’m not sure if this news puts the Lakers ahead of Golden State or behind. Maybe tied? I’ll let J.R. figure it out.

It very much was not

But what about the Civil conFLiCT??????????? 

They did this shit before with the Expos and it didn’t save the Expos.

At least playing in Olympic Stadium would make them appreciate Tropicana Field.

“I’ve historically not been a fan of the NHL Awards being held after the season, rather than before the playoffs.” - kind of tough to get, you know, many of the players and coaches to show up if they were held before the playoffs.  

Well that’s a shame 

Shit, State Farm better watch its back. Allstate’s gonna swoop in, buy out their clients, and turn the Rockets’ season into one big “Mayhem” ad.

Is there another player in the NBA who is propped up as being one of the leagues most valued “Superstars” who hasn’t actually won anything? We’ve heard this at the Hornets, Clippers and now Houston. Chris Paul can pound sand.