You seem very disdainful of due process and evidence.

Why does “hate” matter at all? If I kill you, you are just as dead regardless of whether I hate you or not.

Or evidence.

Oh, shut up. There was never any chance of Gawker giving this a positive review.

I'll take my chances.

Watched like two episodes but it was pretty terrible. It's a show about a hipster that is old enough to know better.

I don’t recall ever seeing a protest on my campus while in college. But nonetheless, the protests these kids are so desperate to mimic were historically reserved for important causes like civil rights or war, not microaggressions and safe spaces.

Nah, I'm good.

So glad I was out of school before all of this SJW bullshit became so trendy. I would have been furious if my time in college had been wasted by these idiots and their sympathetic professors.

I’m sure you feel great about your selflessness, too. So great that you have to blab about it to a person on the internet who clearly doesn’t care and isn’t impressed. Maybe the smug self-righteousness is its own reward.

I don’t care.

Not necessary.

The amusing thing is that your response “Why don’t you just plan ahead instead of driving when you might have to crap?” is just as dismissive as me asking you “Why don’t you just drive a car instead of inconveniencing other people with your dumb bike?” It ignores your legitimate needs in favor of an unrealistic…

Oh. You are one of those. Those cyclists who think the world should revolve around their stupid antiquated hipster mode of transportation. Well, have fun with that, but that isn’t an issue where I live, and I’m not going to engage with your assumptions about my driving.

I had a colonoscopy about two years ago, and when I picked up my barium prescription, it said to prepare it with water, so I did. That stuff tastes so vile that about a quarter of the time I just puked it up after I swallowed. I remember the instructions said to drink it over the course of an hour. I think it took me…

Thanks, I will look into it.

I don’t drive recklessly, I drive efficiently. It’s quite a jump from speeding a little to EVERYONES LIVES ARE IN DANGER!!!!!!1!!!!

I do plan for it as best I can. You can see my other comments where I elaborate on that a bit more, if you care. But it might happen a few minutes after I eat, it might be an hour, or it might not happen at all. There is no clear pattern or relation to what I eat, so it isn’t as if I just avoided certain foods, it…