People (me) who live in hot humid places have no choice, bread at room temperature turns into penicillin overnight. Yes, it dries out in the fridge, BUT microwaving it for 15 or 20 seconds returns it to its former moist (yeah, I said it) glory.

Brrrr...sounds like this (creepiest 70s miniseries EVER)

Coming up, James Cameron explains how Spike could have represented black people better in Do The Right thing...

Worst.

Tom Pelphrey...you mean Malkovich v. 2.0

Oh hell no. That must be creepy AF. I always wondered how the people who were directly responsible for the spurious accusation/prosecution (Also, see WM3) conduct themselves in the community after the entire thing has been proved bogus? I mean are there still factions walking around supporting the original charges and…

At the risk of people setting my barn on fire, I still like him better as Daario over the Dutch junkie from Treme. Ed had more of a roguish twinkle to him.

Just what I was going to say, although I’d call out Sally Jesse (and Dini Petty north of the border) as a much more active participant than Opes, who was really just starting out. But Unca Phil, yes, absolutely.

I want this to be good as much as the next person, but if recent years have taught us anything, it’s that a Scorcese imprimatur  ain’t necessarily a guarantee of quality (kaff*Vinyl*kaff)

Watch that GIF enough and it starts to look exactly like the lady behind Schumer is squeezing out a brutal one-cheek-sneak. I hope the seats are padded or she’s getting busted for sure.

This is far and away his worst accident ever.

Shit fire, have his squinky little eyes always been that freakishly close together?? If so, it explains a lot...

Look at the bright side. You got a chance to use “bamboozled”.

Tashte the shoop!!!

I’m starting to get kind of tired of this conversation happening nearly every week:

Actually, this:

Sorry, can you hear me through the tinfoil??

And he always looks like he smells real bad. Considering how SC always looks like she smells real good, I’m nay saying on the romance deal.

AND the black seeds represent the little nuggets of evil scattered throughout the entirety of our being, always there, but avoidable with a little judicious spitting. Right?

This literally made my stomach turn over. Brothers making jokes about killing sisters. Big win for whitey.