The Knicks ruined a player who isn’t a top 5 player, so not the same. The Lakers didn’t ruin the prime of a top 5 player, so not the same. And the Suns didn’t waste a top 5 talent either.

The 10 bottom teams in 3PA all made the playoffs this year.

See, Redford’s got the right idea, cheer for a team stupid enough to trade away it’s chance for Zion so it could sign Rajon Rondo and you don’t have to worry about the draft lottery.

I once talked my way into space. That guy who played golf on the moon? That was me. Didn’t know what the fuck else to do. Said it was for science and those NASA eggheads just moved on.

In what way is Philly more appealing than Toronto?

The best player in that sport plays in fucking Edmonton and the league was too stupid to force anything different. Hockey’s fine, but man is the NHL dumb.

and the reason why New Japan is considered, rightly, the pinnacle of wrestling this decade,

I bet there’s like, 15 other attempts at that photo, and the child molester vibe was even worse.

This is like the pot calling the kettle a bunch of racial slurs because the pot is from Boston.

COYS is nice, but holy shit is “Look at the Bastards!” a much better rallying cry.

Are we sure the computers aren’t just getting bored and distracted?

More like PEMD-ASS, am I right?

Hat tip to a crazy fucking Champions League finish

Patrick studied rocks at Berkeley. Second of all, he’s not smarter than anyone.

Well, I’m not allowed to use butter or oil (court order, long story short, never say, ‘yeah, I can defend myself on this parking ticket”), so you tell me what else I can use?

Good grief, it’s like saying I went in to get a measles vaccine and then got mad because it uses a needle. Yeah, they’re connected.

If this just sets up two consecutive losses, it’ll all be worth it.

If only. Then we could’ve had “Bend It Like Bendall”

I bet that MLS no fun shithead is probably a Philadelphia Union season ticket holder who looks like Boss Hogg.

I guess Deulofeu because I thought Billy was writing this.