Nah, they’re the equivalent of reality TV competition shows. You have to be good at something to usually be on one of those or playing sports professionally. There is a difference between say, Chopped and Real Housewives of ___.

Guys? 

I can’t wait for next month’s coverage of Jacksonville Derby. My money’s on the 3-year-old greyhound “Better Than My Ex-Wife”. There’s also cock fighting. You guys could cover that.

See, in order for it to become fertilized, a mommy chicken and a daddy chicken have to get together, and play some Barry White, and make sweet, sweet love.

You have to give the Sixers players some credit though for mostly enacting their defensive gameplan of “never let Reddick switch onto people” since the playoffs began.

“Also I don’t think Ted wanted to pay him!”

If pigs are so smart, how come mine can’t do my dishes? I fucking told him where the dish soap is.

Yeah, I feel less ethically challenged if I ever was to eat horse meat than I do that horse racing exists. 

“Rarely occurring events don’t have rules against them,”

“Amoral leaders have a way of revealing the character of those around them,” Comey added: “Shit, I am glad he fired me early, because my shitty character would’ve been revealed if I had been in place to lie for that dumbass.”

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

Pope Thrower is literally the only name worthy of taking down the Storm Duck and this whole tournament was worth this match-up.

Why did she have to have that whole fuck-up regarding claiming Native American ancestry? Like, this primary shit is an easy-as-fuck decision if she doesn’t have that crap around her.

Probably the Chargers, the apathy extends everywhere.

‘3 times in one year and once in 35 years - exactly as uncommon’ - You, apparently

Are you actually arguing diving is as rare as something that hasn’t happened since 1983?

Don’t forget: “You voted thinking you could (because when you asked you were told you could) but you actually couldn’t? FIVE YEARS!”

They really couldn’t be worse...

Allison wins this easily since she stepped to the podium with the first pick and drafted LeBron and MJ at the same time. Sometimes people go up there and want to be creative with the opening pick, others just go up there, just go with the BSA and win it without being dumb about it.

So if flopping were that rare, there would never be a rule because, by nature of the act itself, who was going to notice that first time unless it was super egregious? My argument is, if you want to spout the “hockey, unlike other sports” bullcrap (not you, how the article started), then flopping would have to be that…