I Goggled it. Said I was right. Copy and pasted:

No, once they hit the ground, they’re “comets”. The most famous being Hailey’s Comet, which once every 93 years hits the moon while passing by, drawing it ever and ever closer to Earth’s gravitational pull, which would eventually lead to the moon reaching terminal gravity and a catastrophic collision.

I mean, I can immediately think of a highlight from more than a few years ago though. Not to say it is widespread, just because it’s funny:

Oh great, a season I don’t pay too much attention to, and the example of a jackass goes ahead and does that. Yet another reason he’s a shithead: making me sound wrong.

Oh, also, why would I be against fighting? Like, I’m against the staged fight, but even then, only as like a nightly ritual (like, I don’t need to see an enforcer checking a nightly box off by getting into a fight during a who cares regular season game against a team on the opposite coast, but opening a game against a…

Players who dive are branded with what is akin to a scarlet letter.

That since you brought up how holding the stick is more dignified than flopping like Dafoe, that he’s worse than James Harden, the go-to basketball flopper. Let’s stop the stupid as shit “one sport is more respectful, honorable, or dignified” shit that opened this article.

Yeah, I said embellish. And it is perfectly fine. I’m just criticizing the “hockey is a manly man sport” shithead thought process that usually a place like Deadspin avoids. But this article opened acting like flopping is rare in hockey and also ignoring that there’s plenty of other ways to embellish penalties than…

Hockey has literally has a term for ratfucks who go around to make people angry to try and draw penalties. It’s Brad Marchand. But sure.. more dignified...

Yeah, what was going to be said about game 1? “Oh gee, Kawhi is good.” meanwhile this had “a player with the shits” and “a different player shits the bed”.

Let us stipulate that diving, or flopping, is not so common in hockey as it is in some other sports we could name,

Wait, this was a rule? Maybe mine didn’t care since it was the smallest of the 4 different movie theaters in a 20-minute drive from me and wasn’t even the only AMC of the 4, but we were told not to care. Like, people didn’t even hide it.

Just have Amy Klobuchar in the top corner screaming “YOU FOOL!”

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It’s always annoying when racists needs to defend their racism by making an argument what it isn’t. This isn’t about a song, the statues are not history, and it was never about economic anxiety.

Please let him go there and the Knicks still end up last in that division.

But im gonna get to answer the same dumb questions next week too.

The team I root for first just out of loyalty (Sixers), but really anyone but Celtics.

I wasn’t saying it was an exact 1:1 comparison, just that both teams are heavily built around a lead ball handler who turns players into role players. Even great players become role players. Chris Paul would be a part of the Who Cares bunch on the Bucks just the same as he is on the Rockets because that team also…

Yeah, but Brook Lopez really did change the Bucks team too, and having a coach who doesn’t have a patty melt for a brain helps.