“Holy fuck does being assassinated suck! Who the fuck would do this?!”

I mean, no one actually thought that if there was sex trafficking that Kraft knew, so this changes nothing concerning how much we can laugh at him for getting caught. 

I love it when wrestling gets dumb. I maintain the Big Boss Man crashing Big Show’s funeral is wrestling’s greatest moment. When it comes to stuff like Kaiju Big Battel? I’m in. But this invisible wrestler shit brings out the angry wanna-be Jim Cornette in me. I just do not get the appeal.

Oh, fuck me, I thought it was St. Augustine.

Ugh, that explains all the mandatory ultrasound tests these fuckers add in their quest to press non-rich women into forced births.

Guy looks like his alarm is consistently set to play the music from the lobby shootout scene in The Matrix.

Just north of Miami?

“TRADE EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET HIM! I LIKE HIS STYLE!” 

If Naples is the Beverly Hills of Florida, where’s the Hollywood of Florida then?

Bullshit that those names are the same as Storm Duck. Going past 2 syllables ruins it. Storm Goose? Now there’s an argument, but Duck sounds like Fuck, so again, clearly not as funny.

who is the architect of one of the most catastrophic trades of all time.

Man, if only Pittsburgh, seeing that they had a player creating a toxic situation, had immediately traded him regardless of getting full value for him instead of maybe hoping someone would come in with a better offer. Said offer never arrived and they lost the player for NOTHING.

Yeah, the same article happened to mention no more first round picks could be lost as the big change.

Hopefully the strain of his desperation doesn’t cause any lower GI issues.

How is it easier? Now you’re including several countries and a whole ‘nother continent. I mean, Steve Nash was from Canada and Manu from Argentina. They don’t make a “non-American” list if you want to be a jackass about it like I am. Like, you can just say foreign. It’s not xenophobic.

a much smaller and weaker selection

Nah, they’re still around just did a quick double check and it listed that the Nationals are getting a pick after round 4 for Harper signing with the Phillies. They did change the rules in 2017 though, so you weren’t crazy for thinking something changed.

Well, steal someone else’s hair and glue it on as your own! No one’s gonna do it for you. Fucking millennials these days....

Well, steal someone else’s hair and glue it on as your own! No one’s gonna do it for you. Fucking millennials these…

Trust the process.