#3 is wrong, Duncan was born outside the mainland US, but still a US territory. He played for Team USA at the Olympics. (I had to look it up, I knew he wasn’t born in the mainland, but wasn’t sure if it was outside the US or a territory)

Since I was already looking up the original OP’s statement since I thought Drexler was with both teams, this was a quick thing to also look up: 6 players with a combined 2 All-Star appearances. Those were some good, but complimentary players. So, yes, “only one guy” for the first one.

I mean, if Davis were to hit a pop up back to him that Chen drops, neither would have really succeeded.

Calling this shitty and terrible seems more melodramatic to me than the pissiness you believe he has no right to express.

That onion straws went undrafted despite THREE different types of onions going off the board leaves me wondering, HAVE YOU HEARD OF ONION STRAWS?

How did he fuck them over? Wouldn’t fucking them over be “telling them he has plans to re-sign, then just leaving after next year” or “just leaving after next year so they get fucking nothing because the NBA doesn’t do compensation picks like the NFL or MLB”? Sure, he hamstrung them a little by restricting them to one…

So you think the entire circus was completely the Lakers and nothing about the Pelicans part in this was clownshoes? That’s the only way that makes sense. Because if you think the Pelicans also get exposed as a shitshow, then this is on them. They don’t get exposed as a shitshow if they just trade him away immediately…

he should look at the executives above him

I think there’s real reason to believe that, absent Magic, LeBron still signs with the Lakers. I think the credit to Magic is that he didn’t fuck that up, rather than he made it happen. Which is still something, but, like, not much to hang your hat on.

The worst time to shit, apart from right after a shower...

I don’t know, an outspoken leftist immediately siding with the authority he’s been bashing so that he doesn’t have to be challenged by a black guy?

Would anyone be unhappy with a Bear Spiker-Pope Thrower final?

So if it turns out Kogut is a crooked ref, does he get the money back?

Please life, we need Burneko’s response to it, let this happen.

Which will only make their eventual fuck up all the better. I hope it’s like, Klopp subs on a guy, the announcers immediately say what a bad move it is and that’s he’s throwing away the league, and the guy scores an own goal that costs them the league. Then Klopp cries. Klopp: the college football coach soccer didn’t…

Because age

I feel like you could do this with almost every team’s lineup in baseball. I bet the average fan can’t even name their own team’s starting lineup, let alone the team that’s supposed to suck all kinds of ass.

If we’re doing “names we’ve seen at work” my all-time favorite is “Brad D. Batman”. I’d have gone bankrupt buying personalized items.

And it might lose in the first round to STORM DUCK! (cue lightning/thunder)

Yeah, but then you have to do research. Like, did this person choose Surender or was it a parent who shouldn’t have been given the option to choose the name? Research sucks.