It’s gonna have a tough Sweet 16, General Booty is a solid name. It’s coached the right way, has the fundamentals down. It won’t beat itself.

You just don’t get wrestling, Motley Crue would just randomly play one of them to the mudpit (who would then be guaranteed to lose) while a guy wearing a king’s crown yells about tits. It’s like storytelling.

“There’s a basketball ring in hockey too? Aw crabapples, I’m never gonna be able to sort this malarkey out.” -Ted Cruz

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

It was apparently time to talk about Lauren Duca.

Because she switched to the front facing camera.

how are all boston announcers so uniformly terrible goddamn

I mean, yeah, basically.

Examples: Bernie Sanders, Kirsten Gillibrand, people who were “with her.”

So what you’re saying is don’t take the notepad they provide, write the word “poop” on a bunch of them and leave them in a pile on the bed then write a note saying “Sorry for all the poop” on top of a $20 since I should only tip $10 per day?

Mack is flipping? If you can’t trust a minor CW actor assigned to try and entice other women in Hollywood into joining your sex cult, who can you trust these days?

Dude knew that wasn’t coaching and was using it as an excuse. The people running the tournament need to be better organizers to have something in place. To start it at 2-2 even though it was 2-1 showed how easily they were getting pushed around by him.

The fans are gonna get there and find out they forgot seats.

Ok, I don’t know why, I just weirdly read it as dig at football players specifically than using football players as the cover-all for the ex-anything group that WWE pulls talent from.

for ex-football players at the Performance Center.

Yes. They do. They get to. You don’t get to do anything. And I don’t mean you meaning white people, I mean you, you specifically, Jake.

Anyone who calls Andromeda an unmitigated disaster clearly:

NERD! But while we’re on that subject...

I Know What I Like is just an amazing song.

“We made this piece of trash, take care of our trash!”